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transcript: Voices: Oh, Thanksgiving... That wonderful time of year when it's great to just pause for a moment, and take stock of all the things one has to be thankful for. Your family, your close friends, a place to call home... Oh! Hello little boy! Hello! Say, what are you thankful for at Thanksgiving? Pumpkin Pie! Ha ha...Sure! Pumpkin Pie! A traditional way to end our traditional feast. What else are you thankful for? Pumpkin Pie! Ok, good, Pumpkin Pie is delicious, but surely you can think of something else to be thankful for? Pumpkin Pie! Hmmm...yes..! We've established that you're thankful for Pumpkin Pie. There's gotta be one other thing you're thankful for at Thanksgiving, besides Pumpkin Pie! Isn't there? Whipped cream! (sigh) Thanksgiving, a time to be thankful for so many things, including Pumpkin Pie. And whipped cream! ...And whipped cream... Text: Happy Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Announcer

transcript: Song: Wish that you could be here this Thanksgiving... Wish you didn't have to come so far... Wish that we could always get together... and it didn't really matter where you are.... I know that you can't make it here in person... But you'll be here to celebrate because.... when we gather round the table, to offer up our things, in our hearts you will be sitting there with us x 2 Text: Missing you on Thanksgiving...

Missing You On Thanksgiving

transcript: PLEASANT PHEASANT FARMS NO ESCAPE Voice: It's Thanksgiving again Charlie, you know what that means... It means I'm tired Charlie, tired of waiting for that big axe to drop. Wondering if It's gonna be my turn this year! well sure but eh... This is gonna be my year Charlie, my year to burst out of here. You know you should really look at the... Just jump at the fence and keep on going, the freedom Charlie, the freedom! Sal, that's a chicken farm. Happy Thanksgiving Next year Charlie...next year....!

Turkey Escape

transcript: Song: Thank you for the flowers on the table... Thank you for the food on which we dine! Thank you for the drumsstick from the turkey! Thank you for the extra glass of wine...! So many thanks, big and small, I'm just thankful for them all. On this Thanksgiving I am grateful too... Always share a 'thankful' just for you.... Text: I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Thankful for you

transcript: Voice: As a vegetarian, I'm sure you'd agree that the best part of Thanksgiving dinner, is that you can start with dessert, and nobody can say a thing. George, that person is eating pie for dinner! Shhh! Hush now, when you are a vegetarian you just do things differently than everybody else! I wish I could have pie for dinner! Text: Skip the turkey and just eat pie!

Vegetarian Thanksgiving

transcript: Voice: Each Thanksgiving, the tribe will hunt for the perfect centerpiece for their table... Using stealth an teamwork,they close upon the unwary victim. With the target sighted, they freeze. Nobody moves, or breathes. It is time, they draw their weapons, and fire. Text: No matter what your ''turkey'' day customs may be... Happy Thanksgiving to you and your tribe

Tribal Thanksgiving

transcript: Have a very happy Thanksgiving!

Hand Turkeys

transcript: Tom T. Turkey & The Side Dishes Song: It's comes every year, in late November. A time we sit down, think back, remember, all we've got to be grateful for. So let's thank the ones we most adore There's a chill in the air, leaves are turning brown. Football is on TV, need another touch down. The table is set, now it all depends on the grace and good will of our fine feathered friends Hug your turkey today! They preened and plucked just for you! Give 'em a squeeze, if you please! It's only the right thing,only the right thing to do! Text: Happy Thanksgiving Hug a turkey today!

Hug a Turkey, Today!

transcript: Be thankful for pleasant days for peaceful times for simple pleasures for the warmth of home the table is set and the guests are arriving let us celebrate and be thankful that we have each other Happy Thanksgiving

Let's Be Thankful

transcript: -If April showers bring May flowers, what do may flowers bring? Pilgrims! -Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off. -If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? their AGE -Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language -What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers -Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes, a building can't jump at all -How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey -What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock -Which side of the turkey has most feathers? The outside -Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks -Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play -What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turkey! Happy Thanksgiving!

Turkey Jokes

transcript: Thumb Buddy hopes your Thanksgiving... is as good as gravy! Happy Thanksgiving!

Thumb Buddy Thanksgiving

transcript: Happy Thanksgiving Song: Well, there's turkey and gravy, and cranberry sauce. There's grandma and grandpa, but the ***** get lost! They're all here for Thanksgiving dinner! And I'll tell you nobody's getting thinner! It comes just once a year, so I'll sing it in your ear...! Happy Thanksgiving from **our gang** to you, you, you!

Happy Thanksgiving Song

transcript: Thanksgiving Voice: You know, for a lot of people, Thanksgiving is all about turkey, pumpkin pie, watching parades and football games, but for me, Thanksgiving is all about family. I can remember how relatives from miles around used to gather at our house for thanksgiving dinner. All my aunts, uncles, cousins, and of course uncle Roy! Come on over here, and pull my finger. Did I mention that we didn't invite him all that often? Text: Happy Thanksgiving

Uncle Roy

transcript: Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

transcript: Voice: Oh! Oh gosh! Oh Jesse! Do you recognize any of these people, hun? Oh gosh, no! Oh, oh this must be that Thanksgiving. Oh yah! Yah! Oh, watch it there! Be careful now! Oh yeah. Their weavin and their dirty forks. Jesse, here comes one! Look out honey! Honey? Are you...Oh there you are! Wow! you OK? You look a little flustered. I think I like Thanksgiving!.well right oh then Anybody need the salt for anything? Text: Happy Thanksgiving.

Salt 'n Pepper

transcript: Thanksgivin' is for givin' Thanksgivin' is for givin' Thanksgivin' is sittin' 'round the table Tellin' fables and laughin' in the night Thanksgivin' is for givin' Thanksgivin' is for givin' Happy Thanksgiving

Thanksgivin' is for Givin'

transcript: Thanksgiving Reality # 5 'The adult table' The dream: 'I am not a baby' 'why do I have to sit at the baby table' 'Dag-nab it, I belong at the adult table!' The reality: 'Well, when Louise was about three, she ran through woolworths.... 'Mom!' '...and she was NAKED!' Here's to more good times and fewer embarrassing stories! Happy Thanksgiving!

The Adult Table

Happy Thanksgiving

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