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transcript: George the dog Voice: April Fool's! Urgh...What's the prank? Oh, what, I'm supposed to prank you? Yeah!! That's what April Fool's is all about! You get to play practical jokes on people. This is news to me. So you thought April Fool's was just about yelling 'April Fool's'? Pretty much. And something about a leprechaun bunny, right? Wow! I can't believe you really don't know what April Fool's is about. Uh, no! I totally know what April Fool's is! I was just playing a joke on you! April Fool's!! Ho ho, ha ha! Good one! You got me there! I guess I won't be needing this then... Text: April Fool's! Don't let the joke be on you!

George The Dog - April Fools

transcript: Voice: Hello Tel's tyres and exhausts Oh, hello! I would like to purchase a tyre for my birthday. Well, you've come to the right place mate, so, what's it going on? A tree! A tree??! Never heard of that model mate, what make is it? A mango tree... Well, I've never heard of one of them before either. Must be one of those Chinese jobbies... I tell you what, just pop around and we'll see what we can do, hey? Oh, that might be difficult, would you be able to come out? Can do, but it's an extra charge. Ouu, that's wonderful, you can hold the tyre whilst I tie it to the tree. Ain't got a clue what you're talking about mate. Look, just give me the address and I'll just pop out in a bit. Ok, we're just outside of London, in the Congo...I've got a zip code if you need it. Congo??!! What's this? Oh no...It's another wind up call, innit?! Urgh...you got me in a right two an eight, go on, clear off! Text: Enough monkey business... April Fool's!

April Fool's Monkey Business

transcript: Are you above average or below average? Try this fun and easy intelligence test! There are 3 famous faces hidden in following photo-- can you find them all? It takes the average person 30 seconds to find all three! Good luck! APRIL FOOLS! You are officially BELOW average!

PhotoFool

transcript: Voice: Hey! anybody there? Have you heard? It's all over the news! We're being invaded by Ninjas! Yeah! Five Ninjas wearing **jack packs** are invading our country! And they're taking over all the radio stations and making all the disc jockeys play nothing but ******** records! Now, really! And the only way the government can stop them is by calling up the reserves of Ninja Fighting Librarians! Yeah!! Oh, one more thing, you don't look a day over twenty five...! Text: Gee, that never gets old, does it? From your favourite April Fool!

Ninja Fools Day

transcript: The streets are drowning... in the tears of millions of unwanted toys. Many suffer from neglect, depavation and disease. Other struggle to overcome substance abuse and mental illness. All of them long for food, safety, shelter and a second chance. But there is hope. You can make a difference in a toy'slife. Please give generously to the FOUNDATION for ABUSED and REJECTED TOYS F.A.R.T CALL 1-555-APRIL-FOOLS before it's too late.

Abandoned Toys Need You

transcript: Canadians are much like you and I They enjoy clean air and fresh water But over 300 million Canadians are alone, without any friends You can help Adopt-a-Canadian-Day April 1st

Canadians

transcript: Are you plagued by Passover preparations? Well, there are worse things to be plagued with! Such as... Frogs... Vermin... Cattle Disease Hail ...and darkness. Oy Vey! Be thankful you're not an ancient Egyptian! Wishing you a happy and humble Passover

Humble Passover

transcript: Song: Now, pharoah is the bad guy and his tale of rope and Moses told the pharoah, let my people go! It seems the pharoah kept the israelites as slaves until one day the Lord sent down about ten plagues Moses took his people out of Egypt land Everyone was making all their bread by hand. But they lefy so fast they couldn't let the bread dough rise, and matzot was the end result to clear surprise Don't eat that bread! cos its passover time Don't eat that bread! don't use that over the line Don't eat that bread! The matzos' got to be fine. You've got to remember the israelites Now when we recline at Passover we don't eat bread we have to only eat the stuff on lemon instead Usually there is a forward to a Matzah ball soup along with bitter herbs and some falocid too! A lamb shank and some parsley dipped in salt water bowls. A glass of wine or two or three and bless my soul... The kids all ask for questions and they go something like: 'Why is this so different from all other night?' Don't eat that bread! cos its passover time Don't eat that bread! don't use that over the line Don't eat that bread! The matzos' got to be fine. You've got to remember the israelites? Matzos, matzos... Text: Happy Passover

Great Passover Song

transcript: Happiness to you at Passover & always May this holiday bless your family with Love, Joy and Good Health פסח

Happiness to you...

transcript: URGENT. PAPA! I'm hosting the seder this year 8-( NEED JOKES! is there anything funny about passover? Matzo balls! Happy Passover!

The Passover Question

transcript: Meet the Matzohs Have lots o'matzoh family fun! Happy Passover from our family to yours

Meet the Matzohs

transcript: Song: For Passover you get four questions, for every kid you've got to have an answer! Are you ready? Yeah, I think so. -Why is it that on all the nights during the year we eat either bread or matzo, but on this night we eat only matzo! Wow, I'm really not totally sure about that. -Why is it that on all of the nights we eat all kinds of herbs, but on this night we eat only bitter herbs? Yeah, I'm still working on that first question.....but maybe I'm not clear on the concept. -Why is it that on all of the nights we don't have to borrow a tv once but on this night we gotta dip them twice! Ho ho there! Hold on a second, I gotta to stop really, I'm gonna have to look this up! -Why is it that on all of the nights we eat either sitting or reclining but on this night we eat in the reclining position? Text: Happy Passover

Passover Questions

transcript: What has changed this night, from all the other nights? That in all other nights we eat both leavened bread and matzah, on this night, we eat only matzah. That in all other nights we eat many vegetables, on this night bitter herbs That in all other nights we do not dip vegetables even once, on this night, we dip twice. That in all other nights some eat sitting and others reclining on this night, we are all reclining Happy Passover Peace and Happiness

On This Night

transcript: May your passover be a celebration of peace in your home, joy in your heart, and love of friends and family! Happy Passover!

Joyous Celebration

transcript: Today we have reason to celebrate... because the son of God... is again within us... and in all that is around us... back from the dead... ...after his death by crucifixion Wishing you a blessed and Happy Easter

Resurrection

transcript: Happy Easter!

Easter Chicks

transcript: Happy Easter!

EasterLuv

transcript: Easter Bunny Interview. Voice: And we're back with our special guest, The Easter Bunny. So tell me, I often wondered this, how did the tradition of dying hard boiled eggs get started. Well, let me ask you this: You ever seen a four egg omelette dipped in food coloring? It ain't pretty! I bet it ain't! Everybody wants to know, what's the best thing about being the Easter Bunny? Well, Im fluffy, I'm cuddly and I always seem to have candy. Let's just say I'm very popular with the ladies. The girl bunnies love him! You have to eat your heart out! So how many bunny girlfriends do you think you have? Oh, wow, that would be difficult to add up, you know?. You know, as bunnies, we're better at multiplication. Easter Bunny everybody! Text: Happy Easter

Easter Bunny Interview