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transcript: May your day be as colorful as you are Happy Birthday

A Colorful Day

transcript: Happy Birthday At first I thought about sending you... a cute cop! Then, I thought about sending you A fine looking fireman! Then I considered sending you A sexy soldier Then I remembered... It's not the 70's and we're not the village people And I think I can only afford to send you this e-card anyway Happy Birthday!

Studmuffin Disco

transcript: Happy Birthday, You Big Fruit!

Big Fruit

transcript: Voice: -You go girl! -Ahhhhahh! -Does this frosting make my butt look big? -Honey, you look good! liberace would be jelaous! -Have a fabulous birthday! x2 Text: Have a flaming good Birthday

Flaming Good Time

transcript: As another year passes, remember those who came before... ''Keep your face always toward the sunshine-and shadows will fall behind you''. -Walt Whitman ''Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.'' -Lord Byron ''A man who doesn't think for himself, doesn't think at all...'' - Oscar Wilde. ''There is nothing impossible to those who will try.'' -Alexander the Great ''Do what you feel in your heart to be right-foror you'll be criticized anyway.'' -Eleanor Roosevelt Happy Birthday! Be proud of who you are!

Birthday Pride

transcript: May your day be filled with Hugs and Kisses Happy Birthday

Hugs and Kisses

transcript: Dance! Get down! Put on your boogie shoes! Cut a rug! Are you getting the message? It's your birthday! Get out there and party your @!# Off!!!

Dance

transcript: Song: Come out come out, wherever you are, It's birthday time and we have things to do Come out come out Let's put on silly hats! Eat some party cake and get real fat! Come here come here... let's raise a beer, sing some songs, have some laughs... and give three cheers! Come on come on... before it's over, the cake is gone... and the guests are sober! come quick don't wait, it's a special date for all your mates, come out come out and celebrate! Text: Happy birthday come out and celebrate!

Come out and Celebrate

transcript: Voice: It's your birthday! Have a gay old time! Emphasis on the 'GAY'! and also on the 'OLD'! happy birthday!!

Gay Time

transcript: It's out of the closet now We all know about your birthday Have an absolutely fabulous birthday

Out of the Closet

transcript: On this fabulous night, the stars shine so bright! They shine just for you, and we'll be shining too! May your gifts be great, and your company first-rate! Happy Birthday!

A Fabulous Birthday!

transcript: Happy Birthday Keep on ticking

A Big Splash!

transcript: Beer makes any birthday better! Cheers for a Happy Birthday!

Beer Makes a Gay Birthday

transcript: I'll be your Pinata on your birthday

Spank Me

transcript: Voice: It is my firm, deeply religious belief, that birthdays are only supposed to be celebrated between a man, and a woman. Birthdays are a sacred tradition, which date back to the very beginnings of our great nation. When Ronald and Nancy Reagan, celebrated the very first birthday. With a great feast, at Plymouth Rock. With Pocahontas and Huckleberry finn Also a man, and a woman. I'm sorry,but my decision is final. Text: Happy Birthday

Birthday Address

transcript: Voice: Happy Birthday honey! Sorry I'm late. I couldn't figure out what to wear! You've seen my closet, that's not a wardrobe, it's a bonfire! There's the blue shirt with the frayed collar. The beige shirt with the Elvis collar. There's the gold shirt with the devroux collar from 1968. There's the green shirt with the alligator logo from 1986. There's the tan shirt that'll be perfect if I lost 20 pounds in the next 5 minutes. The yellow shirt with the teriyaki sauce spilied down the front. A shirt that is too tight on the chest, too wide in the collar, too short in the waist, or too long at the sleeves. There's the striped shirt, that'd look great if I ever join a barber shop quartet. There's the sleeveless shirt that would look great If i ever join the Hell's Angels. The orange shirt that'll be perfect if I ever took a job at the highway department. And the leopard shirt that'll be perfect if I'm ever recruited by the mafia....! Anywhere, I'm here, I made it. Your birthday was when? Yesterday?! I knew that, I knew that!. Honey, honey!! Text: Happy Birthday

Fashion Impaired